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serration:

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

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capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

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"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

— My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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slorezone:

Yep, she’s a Slore. She gets it.

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destiel-is-music:

aherocalledphil:

ladymalchav:

theinfernaldevices:

schamlos:

theinfernaldevices:

on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead

I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that

i’m sorry how many apocalypses have you experienced???

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#im sorry we made this post about supernatural

No you’re not. That gif has never served a better purpose.

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bridesheadeserted:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

calikitty-13:

marilyhearts:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

bootyghost:

digital-joker:

lillyloves-23:

this. this is why contracts are so long, disclaimers must be read, and professionals hate their lives.

I am disappoint

I HATE THE HUMAN RACE

I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or get drunk…..

~Persephone

I would love to see the way House would react to these.

"DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYS" Best!!

The number of doctors I have known personally or that my personal friends have experienced is just as high and just as bad.

Some patients are horribly idiotic but some doctors can be just as bad

My dad is so mean to patients. Like:

- Doctor, don’t put too much anesthetics, I don’t want my brain affected!

+Don’t worry Mr. García, you’ll wake up as dumb as you entered *shoves mask before waiting for reply*

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-Doctor, my religion doesn’t allow blood transfers.

+But I need to amputate your daughter’s leg so the cancer doesn’t spread.

-Don’t you dare amputate my daughter’s leg! I’d rather see her dead!

+Your daughter is 20, and your religion is stupid. Out, dumbass. OUT.

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-Will the anesthetics hurt?

+Yes, very much. Goodnight, Mr. Bogas.

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muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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This was all I could think of when I read that.

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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"Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured."

— Unknown (via sereinsky)

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thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

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"Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary."

Oscar Wilde (via weirdofilipino)

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alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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